A woman with 14 children, ages one through 14, sued her husband for divorce on the grounds of desertion.
“When did he desert you?” the judge asked.
“Thirteen years ago,” she replied.
“If he left thirteen years ago, where did all these children come from?”
“Well,” said the woman, “he kept coming back to say he was sorry.”
-James Dent in Charleston, W. Va., Gazette