What A Drag It Is Getting Old


With high-definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your twenty-fifth high school reunion.

-Jay Leno

At a certain age, a Speedo becomes a Spee-don’t.

-John (Ted Danson), of “Becker” (CBS)


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