Wife’s Eye


“Last week a grain of sand got into my wife’s eye, and she had to go to the doctor,” the married man told his friend. “It cost me 150 pesos.”

“That’s nothing,” his friend replied. “Last week a cocktail dress got into my wife’s eye, and it cost me 1500 pesos.”

-Philippines Free Press

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