Best Golfers


The clergyman was on the golf course when he heard a beginner, deep in a sand trap, let loose a stream of profanity. “I have often noticed,” chided the clergyman, “that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language.”

“Of course not,” screamed the man. “What do they have to swear about?”

-Contact Magazine

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