Oysters Trouble


The patient sitting on the examining table told the doctor, “Gee, those oysters I ate don’t seem to be agreeing with me.”

“Were they fresh?” the physician asked, as he palpated the man’s stomach.

“I’m not sure.”

“Well, how did they look when you opened the shells?”

“Opened the shells?”

-Kari C. Wethe in Boys’ Life

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