Anything Else To Add


An obviously overweight member of the health spa was asked to detail her daily routine. “I eat moderately, I exercise moderately and I drink moderately,” she explained.

“Is there anything else you’d care to add?” asked the manager.

“Yes,” the woman replied, “I lied extensively.”

-Philip Lazarus in National Enquirer

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