Fifty-fifty Deal


WIFE: “If our marriage is a fifty-fifty deal, why haven’t you raked up your half of the leaves?”

HUSBAND: “Your half is on the ground, honey. Mine is still on the tree.”

-Contributed by Bonnie L. Stover

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s