Poor Excuse For A Husband


He was the happiest man at the wedding reception after drinking several glasses of champagne. He staggered up behind a woman, put his arm around her and said, “Let’s dance.”

When she turned around he said, “Excuse me, I thought you were my wife.”

“I feel sorry for her,” the woman replied. “You’re a poor excuse for a husband.”

“Gee,” said the man. “You even talk like she does.”

-The Ohio Motorist (AAA)

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