Foreign Objects


The truck driver looked askance at the soup he had just been served in a backwoods eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning — but two of the spots were suspicious.

“Hey,” he called out to the waitress, “these particles in my soup — aren’t they foreign objects?”

She scrutinized his bowl. “No, sir!” she reassured him. “Those things live around here.”

-Contributed by Dean Morgan

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