Trip Expenses


An IRS agent walked into the fancy New York delicatessen and flashed his identity card. “I have a question about your income-tax returns,” he told the owner. “I call your attention to ‘Professional Expenses, tax-deductible.'”

“My expenses are very big.”

“But not this big,” said the agent. “Look,.You list five trips to London!”

“Right.”

“How can a small delicatessen justify–”

“Justify? We deliver!

-Leo Rosten’s Giant Book of Laughter (Crown)

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