Four-Times Excuse


“So you want another day off.” snorted the office manager to his clerk. “I’m anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You’ve been off for your grandfather’s funeral four times already.”

Replied the clerk, “Today my grandma is getting married again.”

Joe Lanser in Elkhorn, Wis., Independent, quoted by Debbie Christian in Milwaukee Journal

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