A guy in a Kia pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, “Hey, is your car Bluetooth enabled?” The Rolls owner nods.
“So is mine. Got Wi-Fi?” The Rolls owner nods again. “Me too. What about a double bed?”
“No. Do you?” asks the Rolls guy.
“Yep.” The light turns, and the Kia takes off. Jealous, the Rolls guy heads to the Pimp My Rolls customizing shop and gets a double bet put in, then drives around until he finds the Kia parked on the side of the road. He raps on the window. “Guess what. I got a double bed put in my car too.”
The Kia owner peers out. “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!”
-Reader’s Digest May 2010