Another 50 Years


“Do you think I’ll live another 50 years, Doc?” asked a patient.

“How old are you now?”

“Forty.”

“Do you drink, gamble or chase women?”

“No,” the man answered. “I don’t drink, I never gamble, and I detest women. In fact, I don’t have any vices at all.”

“Why then,” the doctor retorted, “do you want to live another 50 years?”

-Contributed by H. B. McClung

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