TOURIST: One who travels to see things that are different and then complains when they aren’t the same.
EDUCATION: What’s left when you’ve forgotten everything you ever learned.
-Quoted by George Plimpton in Esquire
JOURNALIST: A person with nothing on his mind and the power to express it.
-Russell Baker, There’s a Country in My Cellar
ECONOMIST: Someone who doesn’t have the personality to be an accountant.
FOOTBALL FAN: A guy who yells at the quarterback for missing a receiver 46 yards down field and then can’t find his own car in the parking lot after the game.
-Quoted by Ann Landers, Creators Syndicate
EXPERT: A person who may not have all the answers but is sure he could get them with the proper funding.
-Ivern Ball in The Wall Street Journal